SUNDAY. DECEMBER 3, 2000: XGO WELCOMES BACK OPTI, AND NEW MEMBERS OVERKILL &, MAGSTER.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2000: XGO WELCOMES NEW MEMBER ASMEDIAN.

 

DATELINE AUSTRALIA

A SYDNEY TEEN WAS ARRESTED MONDAY WHEN HE WAS FOUND DIGGING THROUGH A NEIGHBORHOOD STREET WITH A SHOVEL. THE YOUTH, HAD DUG UP A 10 FOOT DEEP BY 50 FOOT LONG TRENCH ORIGINATING IN A PRIVATE HOME. AUTHORITIES QUICKLY SUBDUED THE YOUTH AND USHERED HIM OFF TO THE TOWN SQUARE, WHERE HE WAS SPANKED BEFORE A LARGE GATHERING OF ONLOOKERS. HE WAS THEN RELEASED INTO THE CUSTODY OF HIS PARENTS PENDING JUVENILE COURT PROCEEDINGS.

 

DATELINE USA

FORT KNOX ARMY BRASS ARE REFUSING TO COMMENT ON THE DISAPPEARANCE OF A TOP SECRET VEHICLE FROM THE BASE. HOWEVER, UNNAMED SOURCES AT THE PENTAGON HAVE CONFIRMED THAT A PROJECT, CODE NAMED: "WOLVERINE", WAS BEING CARRIED OUT AT THE TENNESEE BASE.

UPDATE: THE MISSING VEHICLE, RUMORED TO HAVE THE CAPABILITY OF LAUNCHING ADVANCED ROCKETS WAS FOUND IN THE PARKING LOT OF A GATEWAY COMPUTER STORE. A JOINT TASK FORCE CONSISTING OF MILITARY AND FEDERAL AGENTS HAVE COMMENTED THAT AN ARREST IS LIKELY WITHIN 24 HOURS. WE WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON BREAKING NEWS REGARDING THIS STORY AS IT OCCURS.